'Haji's Top Ten Ways tospot a Jew in your Medical School''

10. The drug reps don't get why "nutrition rounds"( free non-kosher lunch) doesn't get you excited, but mentioning a free pen or highlighter gets you running!

9. Before any Jewish holiday, you suddenly show up to class with a kippa and ask the professor for an extension.

8. You mysteriously stop washing your hands in the hospital for 8 days in April (the hand sanitizer is "100% grain alcohol" chametz)

7. You drive a Mercedes and live in Beverly Hills, but you somehow find a way to get financial aid.

6.When your parents ask you what you learned in school today, you feel uncomfortable to talk about it... same reason they no longer put your (now "pornographic") exams on the fridge .

5.You try to convince the patients with strange skin rashes that if they stopped speaking so much lashon hora....

4. You have the strange desire to celebrate with a "mazel tov" in anatomy lab when you make the first incision on you male cadaver's genitalia.

3.You use your tefillin as a tourniquet when learning to draw blood.

2. You became a doctor just because your parents said that it's the only way you will get a good wife.

1. You wear custom-made PersianRabbi.com Haji Hayim Scrubs and Trucker Hat to class. (View Here )

 Next Week... Top 10 Ways to you know that you have been at an Ashkenazi Yeshiva too long (submit for next weeks inclusion )

Compiled by PersianRabbi.com Staff based upon original list by Sherrie Neustein on Bangitout.com