'Haji's Top Ten Ways to Win Over that Religious Girl at the next Shabbaton'

10. Walk around with a Chumash/Gemara in the opposite direction of everyone and when she asks, “where you are going?” tell her ‘Your Rabbi’ said you should stick to your daily seder of Torah Study.

9. Pick up the rabbi's baby during dinner and play with him & feed him ...and for extra points throw him in the air and make stupid faces...and for even more points..hold the baby and start talking to the rabbi's wife!

8. Wear your roommate’s talit-katan and let one or two strings hanging out 'by mistake'

7.  Look at her all throughout the night and make sure to make eye contact at least 20 times, but never walk up to her and say hi because you're too ‘religious’ for that.  
 
6. Ask her what seminary she went to and act like you have heard of it.
 
5. Ask her if she wants to carpool and if she agrees, tell her you want to be their 72 minutes before candle-lighting, because that’s when you accept the Shabbat queen.
 
4. Cut the conversation short because you have to go say your tehillim for the sick.
 
3. As you pass by the sabzi and salad at the dinner buffet, make sure to ask out loud: "Were these pre-packaged with a hecsher?

2. When she walks by, say really loudly, "At my shiur, we discussed the differing opinions of Rashi and the Tosefot on a particular gemara" . . . and then go back to talking about your car.

1. Write an article on PersianRabbi.com about marriage, and find out a way to bring it up during the conversation.

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