'Haji's Top 10 Kenisa Pick Up Lines from the Mom"

10. He drives a Benz

9. He still has his hair

8.  How old are you? Oh good, I heard 10 years difference is the best.

7. She comes with my husband's property in Downtown.

6. My son is a doctor

5. My son is a doctor and a lawyer

4. We live in Beverly Hills (as in, Beverly Hills adjacent, ie. Pico and Robertson)

3. That's her 'real' nose.

2. He is 'tall' (over 5') and 'good looking' (not so ugly)

1. My son is the voice behind Haji Hayim's Shodi Hatan video