Top Ten Ways to Spot a Persian Jew from Los Angeles

10. He says his name is Fred when clearly you know it's really something like Faramarz.

9. He asks for full scholarship at Hillel while he pulls up with brand new Mercedes or BMW.

8. He requests a full body haircut at super cuts.

7. His mom ask for the 'Sale' section at the 99 cents store.

6. He goes to Beverly High even though they live in the valley by using his second cousin's home address.

5. He cuts you in line at Nagila Pizza, and then lets his 5 friends get in front of him.

4.  He has been on the free Birthright trip at least 2 times and is trying to go again.

3. He is single living with his parents at 40.

2. On a hot summer day, he can be seen with his girlfriend both wearing all black and leather shoes at the beach

1. He steals Top 10's from BangItOut.com, posts them on PersianrRabbi.com and acts like they are his own.