"Haji's Top Ten Ways you know your friend has been at the Ashkenazi Yeshiva for Too Long!"

10. When thinking of Hebrew words, he pronounces them in his head using Ashkenazi pronounciation… “I wonder where Faramarz is going to daven Shachris this Shabbos?”

9. He insists that the his mom’s Shabbat ‘Ash’ or ‘Khaleh Bibi’ is really actually ‘Cholent’

8. When arguing, he answers every question with another question and does the ‘thumb-dip’ for added flare.

7. For some odd reason he starts moving back and forth (like he's praying) in his college classes, or better yet he has the sudden urge to stand every time his professor walks into class.

6. Every other sound out of his mouth is either Brch'shm (Baruch HaShem) or shkoy'ach (Yasher Kochachah)

5. He feels that who ever finishes prayers the fastest is the most religious.

4. His entire wardrobe is either black or white, except for that funky Purim costume.

3. He wears his Black Hat to sleep

2. He actually likes Gefilte Fish and prefers it over Gondi for Shabbat

1. He doesn't think that Haji Hayim from PersianRabbi.com could actually be a Jewish character because he is wearing a turban, and doesn’t look anything like his rabbi’s at the Yeshiva.