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Written by PersianRabbi.com Staff
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'Haji's Top Ten way you know your dating a Moma's boy!'
10. His mom hooked you two up in the first place! (khastegari at Kenisa?)
9. He's 40 years old and still living with his parents...but claims to have condo when it's really the guest house!
8. You catch him at at a wedding slow dancing with his mom the whole night.
7. He constantly compares you to his mother and gets excited if you order the same food she likes.
6 At the begining of the date, he makes it absolutely clear that when he gets married he wants to live next door to his mom.
5. He insists that you have to first go to coffee with his mom before you guys go out.
4. He'll compliment you if you dress like his mom or have a similar hairstyle.
3. He calls his mom during dinner to ask what he should order.
2. When you look at his cell phone recent calls list ...9 out of ten of the calls say 'Maman Joonam'
1. He writes an article on PersianRabbi.com about how great his mom is!
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Comments
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so so sad, yet true. However, I would like to add one which will top your top ten: After you break up, his mom calls you and yells at you, 'you missed out big time you bitchy snob' than you know you are dating a mama's boy. sad! but true. Happened to me twice!!
Posted by helen, on Tuesday, 10 July 2007 at 11:02
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