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Top 10 Investments for Moshiach Era |
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Written by Zev from Jerusalem, BangItOut.com
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'Haji's Top Ten Investment Tips to get ready for the Moshiach Era'
10. Stay away from defense and biotech companies: stock prices are going to plummet once war is abolished and the sick are miraculously healed.
9. Corner the commodities market on frankincense, myrrh, techelet, and anything else need for the Beit HaMikdash...
8. Buy Israeli real estate. Prices are going to skyrocket when the dead come back to occupy the land. (For the best bargains, grab up land in the "occupied territories"- namely Jordan, Iraq, Syria...)
7. Sell swords, buy plowshares.
6. Make friends with as many Cohanim as possible. With proper planning, you could eat BBQ every day for the next thousand years!
5. A ticket to Israel. Duh!
4. If you are a media mogul, buy broadcast rights in the Beit Hamikdash. Succot services will get better ratings than the Super Bowl!
3. Get in on Ebay.com. The amount of people bidding on things such as the shofar used by Moshiach, Moshaich's robe, Moshiach's donkey's dung are going to be insane. Fakes and replicas are gonna drive this industry to the max.
2. Torah and mitzvot have always been considered surefire blue chip assets.
1. Since everyone is going to learn about Judaism, convince PersianRabbi.com to go public and buy thier stock!
Compiled by PersianRabbi.com Staff based upon original list by the Bangitout.com Staff |
